FATALISM_.
live with it
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Have you ever been stuck in a plane only to discover you are the only inside that is not a terrorist??? Have you ever been parachuting and find out you are carrying your schoolbag and you are going to die with all your undone homework??? WORST! Have you ever been stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper and the problem you went to the toilet for the opposite sex??? HAVE YOU???? No? (^_-) Me too. Anyway, what i am going to do next has no meaning to what i just said.....cause i am going crazy le....haha....this is going to be a crazy blog....wanted to blog for a long time...but the internet network gave up on me yesterday...guess the holes in the net was too big(cold -_-)......Anyway since today is be crazy day....i shall write something crappy......
10 most horny and corny quotes
(all invented by me)
1)Gay terminator: Im back. Brokeback.
2)Tiger woods getting caught in a affair: I dun normally go for the hole in one.
3)Tiger woods being complained that his ER HM too lousy: Your putt wasnt long enough.
4)When you mistook the NS checkup counter for KFC: My length? Crispy or Original?
5)If ASH is a pokemon: Ash! Use DIG!
6)Swat member: Storm the front! Fire in the hole!!!!
7)Naughty halloween: Treat or trick or prick?
8)Stupid anecdote: i nvr say tom's dick is hairy what...(Im not tom, dick or harry.)
9)Another gay terminator: Cum with me, John conner if you want to live.
10)A person trying to get in bed with a victorian: Hey, i am trying to make you
pregant here. I tot your school motto is Nil sine labore(Nothing without labour).
Hm......dun know what i was writing up there.....dun think its funny....haha....bt its confirmed plus guarantee and a chop for alpha males like me....i think(WARNING WARNING!! BIG EGO IN PRESENCE)......lol....ENJOY.
{fated striked again_.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Ok....this is my 101 post!!! What does that mean? Means that the previous one was the 100th post! Wow....quick say wow with me....open your mouth wide....good boy or gal or whatever you are....Anyway just had my GP exam...GP refers to general paper or God do liao also will Panic paper....all the questions were not very do-able and i made the greatest decision of my GP career....i went to choose question 10: "All Art requires courage. Do you agree?" WTF. WTH. OMFG. Some people may now ask, what on Earth are you doing William? I also dun know leh....bt i guess since i had speech and drama, at least abit easier to do ba....anw cm did this:" People grow through adversity. Comment" or something like that.....well i wonder what he thought was the point of the question that was growing(Hey if you dun understand....its ok. Its supposed to be a for-males-only joke....If you are a male and u dun understand....well.....)....Anw the funny part comes next....so it seems that i forgot to bring my G2 pen casing for my refills...so i asked Anthony for a pen....and he so 'kindly' gave me one....after 3 mins of writing....or maybe less...the pen RAN out of INK!!! ROFL. LOL. LMAO. (today is short form day since GP is over le....) Thanks ah, Anthony.....Thanks a great bunch....in the end i had to rewrite a part of my essay using my refills....which was still quite nice to use....the compre was quite hard....some of the questions were quite ambigious and i felt that the AQ was not very well written....heck it....just wait for the results to come out.....
Another poem on GP....
GP
Ask a person to do GP,
he would rather drive through ERP.
Teach him to do GP you say,
and he would tell you that you are gay.
Some people think GP is not very hard,
I think they are siao siao and retard.
Today finish all the GP,
confirm results later mati.
GP, GP why so hard to do,
Hard until i become kucoo.
Gp, GP really cannot do,
think i can going moo moo.
Lame and short poem.....bt i think quite nice...and reflects the inner thoughts of many people in JC life.....ENJOY!
{fated striked again_.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
AR LO!!!!!!!!!!! Im back! After more than one month of absence, i bet all of you missed me....due to the incessant naggings of people asking me to blog, Im here again! With a brand new template and brand new song! Brand new everything. I used this day to blog because with the starting of this day which means August 27th(0827 can buy 4D) at the time of 12am, i no longer have any more regrets. Don't worry, im not planning to jump down or what but the things that i want and are able to do have all been done! Feel a sense of relief and a tinge of sadness....BUT! One must look ahead and forgot about the past. Prelims coming up with my speech and drama exam accompanying it too. Hope i can survive it....Well i betta or im dead....haha. Anyway in accordance with Anthony's request, im here to tell you guys about what happened on friday.Me,cm,billy,antilly, and cat play ZHONG JI MI MA and the punishment for guessing the number correctly twice was chilli. Well we were all punished for trying to get Cat to eat more chilli by us eating 3 each and she eating only 2. Before that we trying to see which teacher we will prefer, and Antilly chose Mrs chng, of course i chose it too so that he wont be too embarrassed or ridiculed for his liking of our GP teacher. Stop bloggin now....fingers tired already....shall blog more in the future....shall end with a poem.....
The road.
I met you on that road,
lookin so damn beautiful
I knew i was a toad,
but i was still hopeful.
Hopeful of what,
i did not know.
But cause of that,
i was too slow.
That we had no fate
to be together.
You say i was not your soulmate
and my heart was in tatters.
My heart will heal,
With a slow rate.
Unless i can kill
or eat a cake. (Lol makes no sense.)
{fated striked again_.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
After watching world cup for a month....its finally come to an end....with my marks with it too....haha....nvm nvm....no regrets....after watching all the players play....all the good all the bad....and i have yet another inspiration for another song....this time its in english....for all those chinese idiots out there and ppl who cant change the encoding to unicode for whatever reasons(probably they are stupid. LOL.)......
WHOS THE BEST IN WORLD CUP
Fans think Lionel messi is the best,
but we all know he is lez.
People think zidane is weak,
but he is actually very quick.
Wayne rooney got a red card,
cause he is a retard.
The worst is Cristian ronaldo
who is arrogant and bodoh. (dive also dun know how to dive)
*rap*
Red card, yellow card,
those who get them are retard.
Fans always wail,
why the score always one nail.
Rooney got siao siao,
cos ricardo bo lan jiao. (abit vulgar)
Worst crime commit,
they say is beckham vomit.
But all are sinners,
cos no one remember the cleaners.
*Back to main song*
The best player was Frank lampard,
bt he could only kick mud
Adriano thinks he is god,
and dun pass cos he got hot bod.
Ronaldo was fat,
and could play barely better than a cat. (Ok. makes no sense.)
Then got useless ronaldniho,
who like sit there drink milo.
What makes the game tick,
its beckham free kick.
who is the best u reckon,
i think its david beckham.
Ok. That was a crap song....cos i had to do this in a rush....going off soon....bt hope u enjoy it anyway....i think im closing down the rumours club....and leaving it to THE ONE(actually just my assitant)....bt if ppl want to trade secrets with me....im still welcome for it :)
{fated striked again_.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Ok....i know i haven blogged for awhile....and i say sorry to all the fans of this blog if there are any....the common tests and the after-common tests blues has self-destructed any intention to blog....but i have picked myself today....and brought myself to blog....well nth much to blog about the common tests....i guess it was the usual standard....meaning that im going to get mediocre marks again...bt i think alot of ppl will kena the same thing as me....haha....cos of the world cup....after watching the fateful match which got England kicked out....i decided 3 things....1)Rooney is an idiot 2)C.r aka cristiano ronaldo aka Curse of rooney aks cheater ronaldo is a idiot 3)Beckham is good and F U to all the ppl who think he was lousy. Anw i now hate Portugal for playing like an asshole....Englang played gentlemen and did their best except in the penalty shootouts....and congrats to France for a great victory....hope they will get better results....anw i went for kbox with the dhs seniors plus vs junior group....weird hor....like that also can....sang a lot....then later went to play aracade....think arcade was more ex than kbox.....also went to watch superman with lydia and jj(dhs junior plus vs senior)....then also went to play arcade afterthat....almost broke the basketball game high score....this probably mean i should stop kobe bryant from trying to challenge me.....lolololol....ok dun know what to say le....a lot of things to say....bt lazy to write....bt i sort of wrote a song or poem or whatever in chinese.....remember to switch to unicode to read it.....
减肥的痛苦
我只想要
一盘char kuay teow
如果不要hum
可不可以更多kway teow
如果只吃面包
我肯定不会饱
他妈的我真suay
因为我需要减肥
*减肥的痛苦
能让男儿哭
减肥的痛苦
我们一定输
减肥的痛苦
不减不会知
因为要去NS
所以我要一个比较瘦的ass
因为要Galfren
所以现在bo bian一定要sian
如果有什么药
我现在全部都要
如果有没痛的减肥
我看连猪也会飞
* times 2
减肥的痛苦
好过肚子这么凸
所以减肥的痛苦
无论如何不会把我弄哭.
Ok....this is a lame song or poem or whatever....i wrote this not because im really cutting down weight or what...bt it just came to my mind....so i wrote it.....
P.s Okok....i realise ppl come to my blog just to look at this....ehhhhhhh....i anyhow say one rumour then cos i got a lot bt dun wat to say....cello players like to sit on chair....i hope that helped you....and ASSITANT pls go complete operation 'BLANKSPACE'.....
{fated striked again_.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Remember to go language settings and change the language to unicode before reading this.
史上最恐怖的 12 个单词
1,honorificabilitudinitatibus
这个词是由 27 个字母组成的。出现在大文豪莎士比亚的剧本「空爱一场」love\'s labou
\'s lost里，意思是「不胜光荣」。
2. antidisestablishmentarianism
这个词是由 28 个字母组成的。这个词的意思是「反对教会与国家分开学说」。它曾被英国首相格来斯顿 (William ewart gladstone, 1809-1898) 引述过一次。
3. floccinaucinihilipipification
这个词是由 29 个字母组成的。「牛津英文辞典」里就有这个词，意思是「把某事的价值
加以抹杀的行为或习惯」。
4. supercalifragilisticexpiadocious
这个词是由 34 个字母组成的。出现在一部名叫 Mary Poppins 的电影里，意思是「好」。
5. hepaticocholecystostcholecystntenterostomy
这个词是由 40 个字母组成的。出现在高德编的「医学辞典」里，为一个外科术语，亦即
在胆囊与胆管之间或肠子与胆囊之间接人工管子的手术。
6. pneumonoultramicyoscpicailicovolcanoconiosis
这个词是由 45 个字母组成的。出现在韦氏辞典第八版的版本中意思是「吸入硅酸盐细末
或石英岩灰而形成的肺尘埃沉着病」。矿工特别容易得这种病。
7. antipericatametaanaparcircumvolutiorectumgustpoops of the coprofied
这个词是由 50 个字母组成的。在某个图书馆的书架上陈列着法国作家拉伯雷着的「葛甘
塔和潘特古」故事系列。其中有一本，书名就是这个长长的英文字。
8. osseocaynisanguineoviscericartilagininervomedullary
这个词是由 51 个字母组成的。它是人体构造一术语，曾出现在英国作家皮考克 (Thomas L
ovepeacock,1785-1866) 那本名叫 Headlong Hall 的小说中。
9. aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolie
这个词是由 52 个字母组成的。它是英国医学作者爱德华.史特罗哲 (Dr Edward Strother, 1675-1737) 创造的字，专用来形容英格兰格洛斯特夏布瑞斯陀这个地方的矿泉水成分。
10.bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhoun
awnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
这个词是由 100 个字母组成的。就出现在爱尔兰作家乔埃斯 (James Joyce,1882-1942) 作品 Finneganswake 的扉页，象征并代表亚当和夏娃的堕落。
11.lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelito
katakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiol
agoiosiraiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
这个词是由 182 个字母组成的。它是从希腊字英译过来的英文字，源出自希腊喜剧作家亚
里斯多芬尼斯 (Aristophanes,448-385) 的剧本 The Ecclesiazusae 中。它是指由剩余的菜和
牛肉函煮而成的辣味食物。
12.这个词包含 1913 个字母，是“色氨酸合成酶a蛋白质”（一种含有267种氨基酸酶）的化学名：
methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc
yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolyphenylalanylvalyt
hreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisole
ucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylasparthlalanylleucylglut
amylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylgly
cylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylaspfraginylalanylthreonylleucylarfinylalanylphen
ylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalythreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleuoylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysyhistidylprolylthreonyl
isoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphe
nylalanylasparaginyllysyglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanylthrosylalanyl
glutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalnylas
partylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutam
inylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginyvalylalanylprolylisoleucylprolylisole
ucylphenylalanylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalany
laspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosy
lglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylval
ylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparainylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucyl
asparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamy
So how many words did u recognize? Anyway, there will be a longer post soon....sort of lazy these few days.
{fated striked again_.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
P.s still no rumours
{fated striked again_.
I wanted to blog about today's stuff bt im too sad to talk further....cause i just killed the virtual pet that i put up.
Pls have a silent prayer for him. What a brave wolf. AMEN.
P.s No rumours. Too sad to put any.
{fated striked again_.
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